Will my consumer rights be effected while trying to get a refund on a ographic magazine?

Rotters, There are numerous, ''I was injured and it wasn't my fault'' adverts for solicitors'' like the one where the lady fell over and suffered that really terrible haircut - This nightmare has obviously caused you great physical discomfort and most definitely not in the normal way. Get onto it Rotters, you might not need the money, but I urge you to do it for men everywhere, this must be stopped